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Thursday, June 2, 1983

First!

Blog. Noun.  A public series of poorly edited diatribes which:

  • employers use to justify termination
  • potential employers use to weed out bad apples
  • keep friends from talking to you, because they already read what you have to say
  • give stalkers enough information to ruin your life
  • collect spam about things you wish you didn't know existed


Ahh. The first post of a new blog. Tradition dictates that this be full of energy, promises of regular updates, hopes of massive readership, dreams of new friends ... followed by immediate inactivity.

Big shoes, mighty big shoes.