Little known fact:  

Driver seat head rests are detachable and contain specially designed tips in case of vampire or werewolf attack. 

Drive Informed. Drive Safe.

Ef yew ken reed dis thenk foe net icks.

Be honest, did your lips move when you read this? 

Greener Grass

If the grass is always greener on the other side, you should stop installing sod.

How Digital Art Works

Behold the glory of the digital age.

this is me

It seemed time to jump on the bandwagon.

Star Wars musings

Concentration Camp

I went to a concentration camp, but it was canceled. The next year they renamed it "A seminar on the creation of reduced storage fruit juice."

Attendance was much higher, but I miss the alliteration.