If you are what you eat, Jeff Dahmer was innocent.

Confessions of secret transgressions are best performed on April 1. 

Unburden your soul, but maintain plausible deniability.

Little known fact:  

Driver seat head rests are detachable and contain specially designed tips in case of vampire or werewolf attack. 

Drive Informed. Drive Safe.

Ef yew ken reed dis thenk foe net icks.

Be honest, did your lips move when you read this? 

Greener Grass

If the grass is always greener on the other side, you should stop installing sod.

How Digital Art Works

Behold the glory of the digital age.

this is me

It seemed time to jump on the bandwagon.