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Wednesday, June 21, 2023





 If you are what you eat, Jeff Dahmer was innocent.

Friday, April 1, 2022


Confessions of secret transgressions are best performed on April 1. 

Unburden your soul, but maintain plausible deniability.

Friday, September 16, 2016


Little known fact:  
Driver seat head rests are detachable and contain specially designed tips in case of vampire or werewolf attack. 

Drive Informed. Drive Safe.

Friday, September 9, 2016


Ef yew ken reed dis thenk foe net icks.

Be honest, did your lips move when you read this? 

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Greener Grass




If the grass is always greener on the other side, you should stop installing sod.

Monday, January 25, 2016